Thursday, August 30, 2012

VIOJA VYA SENSA

MKUU WA KAYA(MUHAYA) AKITOA MAELEKEZO KWA DADA WA KAZI KABLA YA KUONDOKA NYUMBANI ASUBUHI YA SENSA:

Mimi natoka watu wa sensa wakiulizia nimeenda wapi waambieni nimeenda bank kuchukua milioni thelathini kwa ajili ya ada za kaka zenu wawili wanaosoma uingereza, 


wakiuliza jumla mu wangapi waambieni tuko nane, 

ila Bibi mzaa Baba ameenda India kutibiwa na yupo huko mwezi sasa, na imetucost mpaka dakika hii milioni sabini, 

mama yenu muwaambie yupo site, anasimamia ushushwaji wa vifaa vya ujenzi 'kwa ajili ya finishing' vimetoka China ambavyo vimetugharimu milioni 600, 

halafu na watoto wengine waliobaki waambieni wameenda kutembea serengeti na rafiki zao wametoka Australia na wanatumia gari mbili Range Rover na Hummer, 

kama watahitaji kuongea namimi wapeni namba zangu za blackberry tu za samsung waambieni huwa natumia kwa familia tu ...

FUNDI GEREJI AKIPROPOSE

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

UKIKEJELI INAWEZA KUKURUDIA

Kuna muhindi mmoja alikua akisafiri na mkewe ambaye ni mjamzito na tumbo tayari lilikua kubwa tu linaloonekana bila kuhoji kwa njia ya treni. ndani ya hilo behewa pia kulikua na wanajeshi wa Kipakistani. kama inavyojulikana Wahindi na Wapakistani ni majirani na wanakaugomvi hivyo mara nyingi watu wa hizi nchi mbili wakikutana kila mmoja hupendi kumdhihaki mwenzie.

wale wanajeshi wakamuona yule Muhundi akiwa amejkaa na mkewe wakaona ngoja wakamzingua na kumtania. mmoja wao akasogea na kuanza kumuhoji.

Mjeshi: wee... vipi huyo mkeo ni mjamzito?? (ilhali akiona ile hali ya ujauzito) 

huku wajeshi wenzake wakicheka

Muhindi: (kwa sauti ya kawaida, bila kujua jamaa anamzingua) ndio ni mjamzito, kama unavyomuona

Mjeshi: sasa akizaliwa mtoto wa kiume utapenda awe nani??

Muhindi: nitapenda awe Engineer

Mjeshi: (akicheka na wenzake) hahahaha.. enhe akiwa wa kike je??

Muhindi: nitapenda awe Daktari

Mjeshi: (akiendelea kucheka) haya sasa vipi azaliwe na asiwe wa kike au wa kiume??

wajeshi wenzie wakizidi kucheka

Muhindi ndio alipogundua kuwa hawa jamaa wanamsanifu nae akaona ngoja niwapatie..

Muhindi akajibu: nitapenda awe MWANAJESHI WA PAKISTANI

Wajeshi wa pakistani full hasira ila ndio hivyo hawakua na cha kumfanya

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

KAZIDIWA UJANJA....

jamaa mmoja alikua akiishi na mkewe, lakini mkewe alikua anafuga paka na yeye jamaa alikua hampendi kweli yule paka. siku moja akaamua aende akamtupe mbali.

akamchukua na kuendesha gari kama mtaa wa saba 7 mbele, akamuacha paka apo akaanza kurudi home, alipokua  anakaribia kwake akamuona paka naye anaingia ndani.. akashangaa kweli..akauchuna.

siku iliyofuata akamchukua paka na kumpeleka mbali zaidi kama mtaa wa 18 kutoka nyumbani kwake.. akumtupia apo ye akaanza kurudi nyumbani, alipokaribia nyumbani kwake akamuona tena paka naye amerudi anaingia ndani.... akapandwa na hasira...

kesho yake akaamka na kumchukua paka akaenda mbali zaidi akakata kushoto akakata kulia akanyoosha tena kushoto kulia akazunguka saaaana.. kisha akamtupa paka...... akaanza safari ya kurudi home...

baada ya muda akapiga simu kwa mkewe nyumbani

Jamaa: mke wangu vipi.... huyo paka yupo apo??

Mke: ndio mume wangu yupo katulia tu, vipi imekuaje??

Jamaa: hebu mpe simu anielekeze njia ya kurudi nyumbani...... maana mi nimepotea

NEW DESIGN IN TOWN

WALEVI WA SIKU HIZI

Monday, August 27, 2012

HUYU JAMAA KIBOKO

A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. 

"Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" 

The well-dressed gentleman responds,
"You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?"

"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.

"You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman.

"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.

"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.

"Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf."

The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.

"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"

"Probably," says the man, 


"but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."

Saturday, August 25, 2012

RESIGNATION LETTER

Resignation Letter

Dear Boss John,


Me is resigning from the work for becoz hungriness is playing 

with me. You is giving me young money. I can’t afford to buy the whole moon. 





I please you to go up my money you are not go up my money. My child is seek I don’t have money to take me to the docter. The owner of my house is running me out of his house because I do not collect rent. 





I borrow a money from you last moon but you is not give me a cent. Now I not collected rent for  two moons and now I get stressness coz my wife is soon going to pick her clothes and live another man.



Me is tired with you, I can take it anymore. Is not that you is not have money its just that you…. (usile). You think coz me is black you should play with it. Even you is not white is pink. 





In coclusion me was working you with smile but you play me like a feetball but I’m never careless becoz;



“God is looking for you.”






Friday, August 24, 2012

KUSOMA MUHIMU

Masanja alikwenda kwenda kwenye hotel ya kifahari watu wote pale hotelini wanaongea kiengereza. 

Basi Masanja alipokua kwenye room alimuona panya

Masanja akapiga simu reception asaidiwe ilhali akiwaza panya kwa kizungu anaitwaje. 

Unajua kilichotokea...............Baada ya kupiga muhudumu akapokea..


MUHUDUMU: Thank you for calling reception, how can i help u? 

MASANJA: Do you know Tom & Jerry?

 MUHUDUMU: Yes i know. 

MASANJA: Ok, good! Jerry is here.

JIAMINI NA LUGHA YAKO

Jamaa mmoja alikuwa amekaa na mzungu kwanye banda la mihogo ya kukaanga wakiwa wanakula 

ghafla jamaa muhogo ukamkwama na maji anayo yule mzungu 

weeee!! jamaa akaanza 

''ZE.. ZEE.. CASAVA IZ STANDING AT ZEKOLOMELO WATER PLZ!!! 


mdhungu akamuangalia kisha akamwambia

''UTAKUFA MDOGO WANGU WE SEMA TUU NINI SHIDA ???


WATOTO NI HATARI

Baada ya kuona panya wamezidi nyumbani baba akaamua kununua samaki na kumuweka sumu na kuwategeshea panya, 

baada ya masaa kupita baba akamtuma mwanae aende kumwangalia samaki kama panya wamemla na kufa

mtoto : baba yule samaki uliowategeshea panya nimemla na ugali panya walisusa kumla.................!!!?

MKE WA MTU NI SUMU

Jamaa mmoja kalala na mkewe..mara akaamka akaanza kuvaa nguo.

Mkewe akamuuliza "unakwenda wapi usiku wote huu?'

Mume: Naenda kutafuta mke wa mtu.


Mke: mke wa mtu!!


Mume:ndiyo c unajua mke wa mtu sumu, kuna kapanya kanasumbua huku ndani mpaka nimeshindwa kulala!"


MULEVI TUNGI BWIII

Jamaa mmoja mlevi alikuwa na mazoea ya kurudi home usiku sana, siku moja karudi mishale ya saa tisa usiku akiwa tungi mbaya...

siku moja akarudi akiwa tungi mbaya... baada ya kulala akashikwa na haja ndogo.. akamwamsha mkewe amsindikize chooni... 

mkewe akakataa akamwambie nenda mwenye unaogopa nini na ilihali ni choo cha ndani??

basi mlevi akainuka akaelekea chooni.... aliporudi akamuamsha mkewe na kumwambia

Mlevi: Dear Hivi Leo Umeweka Balbu Automatic Chooni nini???


MKE: Akhaaa Mbona ni Ile ile ya siku zote???


Mlevi: Nooo, haiwezekani, Wakati nafungua Mlango taa Ikawaka..Nilipomaliza Kukojoa Nikafunga Mlango na taa Ikazima... we huoni ni maajabu hayo??


Wife: Ooh shit, hizo pombe na uache Mume wangu Umeshakojoa kwenye Friji.....


Thursday, August 23, 2012

KUFELI NDIO HUKU

MASKINI HATUONEKANI..TANZANIA HIYOO

NDOTO ENDELEVU

Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa kila siku usiku akilala anaota NGEDERE na PANYA wanacheza mpira ikabidi siku moja aende hospital kumuona dokta alipofika hospital mazungumzo yakawa hivi:-

JAMAA: "Dokta mimi nimekuja ninasumbuliwa na ndoto kila siku usiku nikilala naota Ngedere na Panya wanacheza mpira utanisaidiaje?"


DOKTA: "Kwa hilo tatizo lako ulilosema inabidi nikupe hizi dawa ukifika nyumbani uzimeze, ukizimeza kuanzia leo hauto ota tena ndoto hizo sawa!"


JAMAA: "Sawa dokta ila itabidi nianze kuzimeza kesho kwakuwa leo ndio Fainali nataka nijue nani atashinda katika mechi ya leo"


- Dokta alibaki anashangaa!


MATATIZO YA MTANDAO....


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

FUMANIZI

Jamaa mmoja alikua kwa demu wake wa nje usiku. siku hiyo kwa bahati mabaya majambazi wakavamia kwa huyo mwanamke. kwa woga na kuokoa maisha yake akakurupuka na kutoka spidi hadi nyumabni kwake.

alipofika kwake akihema na kutweta.. mkewe akamuuliza

MKE: eeeh vipi mume wangu umekuja uchi na spidi na mna hiyo kuna nini uko??

JAMAA: aah nilivamiwa na vibaka wameniibia kila kitu lakini nimeweza kuwatoroka ndio nimekimbia

MKE: lakini mbona uimevaa kondom imekuaje??

JAMAA: aaah baada ya kuona niko uchi ikabidi nitafute hata jinsi ya kujisitiri kidogo.....

MKALIMANI

MTALII mmoja kaja BONGO akakutana na interpreter mmoja mswahili anaitwa MKUBYA wakaenda hotelini mambo yakawa hivi:

TOURIST:"Do you have vegetables here?"
MKUBYA:"Mnavyo vijimeza hapa?"

WAITER:"Vijimeza vidogo hatuna."
MKUBYA:"No sir,they dont have."

TOURIST:"Ok,fine do you have hotdogs?"
MKUBYA:"Sawa,je mnao mbwa moto?"

WAITER:"Loh! Bwana we hatupiki mbwa hapa!"
MKUBYA"They dont cook here."

TOURIST:"What type of snacks do you have here?"
MKUBYA:"Aina gani ya nyoka munauza hapa?"

WAITER:"We bwana ee hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka mwache akale nyumbani kwao."

MKUBYA:"They dont cook any type of snacks here,maybe you can go back and eat at home."

TOURIST:"Ok,atleast give us cocktail juice."
MKUBYA:"Ok,basi tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo."

WAITER:"Pumbavu,hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa,tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika!!"

MKUBYA:"Lets get out of here i think this man is crazy!!"



CHIZIIII

Chizi mmoja alikuwa ghorofa ya juu kabisa ya mathare hospital,akatoa uume wake na kuanza kukojoa.

Wakati anakojoa dokta wake aliyekuwa anapita chini akamuona.Chizi alipogundua ameonekana akaacha kukojoa na kukimbia ndani.

Dokta akaona huyu chizi ameshaanza kupona,akamfuata na kumuuliza,"Mbona uliicha kukojoa uliponiona?"

Chizi akajibu,"Niliogopa utavuta mkojo wangu nianguke!"


UKWELI HUU

TAHNKS FOR NOTICING THIS NOTICE

MADE SPECIFICALLY

KALETE STOOL SAMPLE UPIMWE...

BINGWA WA KUUCHUNA

Kati ya wafuatao yupi anajua KUUCHUNA? 

1) Juha: Nilimpigia simu mke wangu akapokea hakusema 'hallow! Nami nikauchuna. Sikuongea mpk pesa zote zikaisha simu ikakata!

2) Zoba: Niligonga mlango mke wangu akafungua, lakini hakuniambia karibu nikasimama palepale mlangoni mpk kesho yake nikageuza nikaondoka.


3) Zuzu: Tangu nimuoe mke wangu hajaniita mpenzi, nimegoma kulala naye hadi leo ni miaka 6.


Wenzake wakamwambia: Wee muongo, mbona una watoto wawili?


Zuzu akajibu: mpaka leo sijamuuliza watoto ni wanani? NIMEUCHUNA


Tuesday, August 21, 2012

MCHIZI KIMEO...

Pilot flani alikuwa anasafirisha machizi kutoka Milembe.

Chizi mmoja akatoka nyuma akaenda hadi kwa pilot.

CHIZI:"Mi nataka unifundishe kuendesha ndege."

PILOT:"Poa lakini enda kwanza uwaambie wenzako huko nyuma wanyamaze....wana kelele sana."

Chizi akaenda baada ya tym kuka nyamaza,akarudi kwa pilot.

PILOT:"Umewafanyaje hao...mbona wamenyamaza."

CHIZI:"Nimewafungulia mlango nikawaambia wakacheze nje!"



Saturday, August 18, 2012

NJIA ZA KUFUNDISHIA

KUNA BAADHI YA NJIA NI UTATA..

hasa ukiwa unajaribu kufundisha hesabu....itabidi zibadilike.... mfano ni huu..

Mwalimu: ukiwa na maembe matano (5) halafu mi nikaja nikachukua manne (4), je we utabakiwa na nini??

Mwanafunzi: aisee nitabakiwa na HASIRA SANA....

eeeh kwani kakosa??

Friday, August 17, 2012

NYANI...

Kulikuwa na nyani mmoja ambaye alichoka kuishi, akatafuta njia za kujiua akashindwa. Akaamua aende kumchokoza simba aliyekuwa amepumzika ili aliwe tu. 

Alimchokoza kwa kumchomachoma na vidole sehemu za nyuma. Ghafla Simba akashtuka.

SIMBA: nani huyo anayenichoma na vidole nyuma?


NYANI: Ni mimi nyani.


SIMBA: Kuna mwingine yeyote aliyeona wakati unafanya hivyo?



NYANI: Hakuna.



SIMBA: Basi fanya tena...!






POMBEEEE

A Man sitting in a Pub with his wife and he said '' I LOVE YOU''

Her wife asked: ''Is that You or the Beer talking!?''

A Man (replied): ''yeah it is Me talking to the BEER''


CHEKI HUYU MCHUNGAJI WA KICHAGA



Mchungaji: Nasema pepo toka katika jina la Yesu!


Pepo: sitoki!!!


Mchungaji: shindwa pepo! Toka na mwache huyu mtumishi wa Mungu!


Pepo: sitoki. Nimemwingia huyu mtu ili ashinde bahati nasibu ya milioni 100! 


Mchungaji(mchaga): toka shetan nasema toka haraka na uniingie mimi mara moja!


Tuesday, August 14, 2012

WATU WENGINE VIMEO

Mwalimu alimkuta jamaa fulani anakojoa katika fence ya shule mwalimu akamuuliza 

"we kijana, hujaliona hilo bango hapo?" 

akalisoma "USIKOJOE HAPA" 

jamaa akajibu 

"nimeliona ila nilidhani ni jina la shule"

kwa hisani ya masanjawani

MMASAI NA BIASHARA

Mmasai alikua anauza matunda, maembe. akaja mnunuzi

Mnunuzi: habari? unauzaje maembe?

Mmsai: salama. nausa mia tatu (300) moja

Muuzaji: (akayaesabu yapo kumi) akasema niuzie yote!

Mmasai: (akastuka) Yeroo!.. nikiusia wewe yote mi tabaki nausa nini?? hebu nenda kule

LUGHA KUTOELEWA...

The priest got sick of people confessing to adultery, they decided If you committed adultery they would say they had "fallen.

A new priest 
arrived, one day he told the mayor, 





"people come into the confessional & keep talking about having fallen." 





The mayor laughed realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code. 





"I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week."



HUYO KIMEO BALAA

Mapasta watatu wamekutana wanaongea:

Pasta 1: Tatizo langu mimi ni wizi, kila baada ya ibada lazima nikwapue sadaka za waumini, pls niombeeni kwa Mungu niache hii tabia.

Pasta 2: Tatizo langu mimi ni wanawake, kila mwanamke ninayemuona natamani kulala naye, inifakti nimelala karibu na waimbaji wote wa kike wa kwaya na wake za waumini. Pls pls niombeeni niachane na hii tabia.


Pasta wa tatu akaanza kulia. 





Wenzake wakamuuliza wewe vipi? 





Akajibu: Tatizo langu mimi ni umbea! Tukitoka tu hapa lazima nikaanze kutangaza kila kitu mlichosema. Niombeeni jamani hii tabia niiache!

Nani anahitaji kuombewa zaidi? Akili kumkichwa.



NANI MJANJA....???

Mpoki na Joti waliingia supamaketi, wakaanza kuzunguka na kuangalia vitu mbali mabali, wakiendelea kuwa bize wanaangalia Mpoki akaiba Chocolate 3 na kuficha pasipo kuonekana.

baadae walipotoka nje Mpoki akamwambia Joti

"aisee, mi ni noooma, huwezi amini nimeiba hizi chokoleti 3 na hakuna aliyeniona, we huniwezi kabisa"

Joti akasema

"aah, unataka uone mambo yangu, turudi supamaketi pale nikuonyeshe wizi wa ukweli "

wakarudi supamaketi na kuelekea kaunta wakamkuta muuzaji.

Joti akamuuliza

"unataka kuona mazingaombwe??"

muuza akajibu " ndio, onyesha"

Joti akasema

"nipe chokoleti moja"

akapewa, Joti akaila yoote

Joti akaomba tena nyingine, akapewa na kuila, kisha akaomba ya tatu akapewa na kuila.

kufika apo muuzaji akaona mmh nini kinaendelea ikabidi ahoji

"mazingaombwe yenyewe yako wapi mana unakula tu chokoleti""

Joti akamjibu

"angalia kwenye mifuko ya rafiki yangu utaziona chokoleti zako"


NANI MJANJA??


AKILI NYINGI

Baba alimuandikia barua mwanae aliefungwa jela kwa wizi....

Baba;Mwanangu, mwaka huu ntashindwa kulima viazi kwa kukosa msaada wako.....


Mtoto;Tafadhali ucthubutu kulima hilo shamba baba mana ndipo nilipofukia hela zote nilizoziiba.......!!!!!


Polisi wakaikamata hiyo barua, kesho yake wakaenda wakatifua shamba lote bila kupata hela zozote!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mtoto akamuandikia baba barua ingine....


Mtoto;Huo ndio msaada pekee nnaoweza kukusaidia baba, sasa unaweza kulima viazi katika shamba lako!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MALOWYA HAO...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall."

Monday, August 13, 2012

MAMBO YA FACEBOOK


Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl

Sweetgal:::: Hi Lover Boy!


Charmer:::: Can I know you 

more please?



Sweetgal:::: 17, female, sweet lips,booty licious n' delicious, live in Avondale and you?



Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already.I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Avondale.



Sweetgal:::: You're 52? OMG! 
Serious. Same age as my dad?


Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls. 





Sweetgal:::: Do you have a wife?



Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.



Sweetgal:::: Then why do you like young girls?



Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy n' wit fresh boobs n' booty



Sweetgal:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars.



Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.



Sweetgal:::: I think we shud meet because you are in Avondale and I am also here.



Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up 
tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?


Sweetgal:::: Tomorrow I am goin to school it won’t be possible.



Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend,going to school is very important.



Sweetgal:::: While still chatting let me continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.



Charmer:::: Which homework is that? may be I can assist you.



Sweetgal:::: It's a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.



Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?



Sweetgal:::: Yes.



Charmer:::: Exactly where in Avondale are you?



Sweetgal:::: House number 5 and you?



Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you???



Sweetgal:::: Dad, is that you???



SIKU ALIPOJIFUNZA MAANA YA VALENTINE


Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.  "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"


"Osama Bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot.  And then
he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.

"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."

LITTLE JOHNNY

Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was Hispanic.

So Johnny says,

"Mum, am I more Jewish or more Hispanic?"

"What does it really matter? You'll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him.

So Johnny's father gets home from work and Johnny asks the same question,

"Dad, am I more Jewish or more Hispanic?"

"What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more Hispanic?" asks his dad.

"Well, it's like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, I don't know whether to talk him down to $25, or wait till dark and steal the fucking thing!"


MAJIBU NDO HAYA

MWALIMU: Ukiwa unatoka Arusha ukipita MLANDIZI kituo kinachofuata kinaitwaje?

MWANAFUNZI: Kituo kinachofuata kitakuwa kinaitwa MLAEMBE.

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MTOTO: Mama nimemwomba baba hela ya kusuka akaninyoa nywele! 

MAMA: Una bahati mwanangu ungemwomba hela ya Whitedent angekung'oa meno!

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Ticha: Ni vitu gani unapaswa kuandaa ukitaka kupanda Mlima Kilimanjaro?

Denti: Kwanza ununue mbegu za mlima wenyewe na pia inabidi uwe na trekta la kuandaa shamba mapema.

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SOLUTION YA UKWELI