Kamau, from Nyeri walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman.
'Please give me half a kilo of meat with kienyeji and then give everyone half a kilo steak and ugali because when I eat, I want everyone to eat!'
The barman processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order.
'Give me a bottle of Kenya Cane and give everybody else a bottle of whiskey because when I drink I want everybody to drink!'
Everyone was happy and singing Kamau praises saying
Kamau is 'The man'.
When Kamau finished his drink he shouted again.
'Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, because when I pay for my meal and drinks I want everyone to pay for theirs!'......
His funeral will be this sunday.
