FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City
restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated
there are furiously masturbating.

She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"

One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We are all velly velly hungry."

The waitress asks,

"So, how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?"

One of the other Japanese men replies,

"The menu say, First Come, First Served!"