Business for St. Peter...

Three locksmith before the Gate of Heaven: A Pole, an Italian and a German.

Come out Peter. "Hey, guys, I would like to make a whole new portal, can you make me some offers?"

"Well," says the Pole, and looks at the big gate, "with € 600 you're in!"
Peter: " € 600, how do you get THE prize?"
The Pole, "Well, quite simply: 200 for me, 200 for the control and 200's material."

The Italian: "Well, I'd do it for € 900"
Peter: "€ 900 How do you get that idea?" -
"Well, that is, 300 for me, 300 for the control and 300 for thel material ..."

Finally, the German: "Well, Peter, $ 3000, and I do it ..."
Peter: "$ 3000 How are you going to justify THE high price?"

The German: "Pssst, Peter, come here ..."

Peter approaches, the German whispers: 


"Man, it's easy: 1000 for me, 1000 for you, 400 for the Italian that he considers the fold, and 600 for the Poles that he does it!"