Man: I am getting married.
How would I know if my wife is a virgin?
Doc : Get a Virginity test kit.
Man: What's that?
Doc : Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of Blue Paint and a hammer.
Man: What ? Are you mad?
Doc : Paint your right Ball Red
and Left Ball Blue and as you remove your underwear, if your
wife says, 'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen' Hit
her head with the hammer !
No comments:
Post a Comment