A young couple(Mr & Mrs Pangeran) that had been driving for hours decided to stop over at a luxurious hotel for a night.they made an agreement that they would pay in the morning since the atm's were down.
The man woke up early,collected money from the atm and went back to get ready for the journey ahead. when checkin out,they were shocked to get a bill of $500. the man requestd to see the manager immediately.
when he came down,the manager explained that they owned world class swiming pools, 3D cinema, best circus in southern africa, best jaccuzi's, 5star meals, limo rides around town and many other types of entertainment which are available to all customers.
Angry, the man shouted "but i did not use any of those things".
the manager looked at him and said "thats not my problem, they were here and u could have used them".
After arguing for 25 more minutes, the man counted $100 and gave it to the manager.
Shocked, the manager said "this is only $100, where is the other $400?"
The man smiled and said,"i charge $400 for sleeping with my wife".
Angry, the manager screamed, "but i didnt sleep with your wife".
The man looked at him and calmly said
"well, thats not my problem sir, she was here and you could have ''
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