WHO???

TEACHER...Who created the earth??

(boy pokes a girl's back with a pencil)

Girl..oh God

TEACHER...Good,,correct answer

TEACHER...who was born on 25th december
(boy pokes the girl's back)

Girl...Oh Jesus

TEACHER....very good..correct answer

TEACHER...what did Eve tell Adam when they had their 17th baby??

(boy pokes the girl's back once again)

Girl...if you stick that thing on me once more,am going to BREAK it into half

Teacher fainted