INTELLIGENCE

2 men were digging a ditch on a very hot day.
One said to the other,
'Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?'

'I don't know,'
responded the other,
'I'll ask him.'

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss.
'Why are we digging in the hot sun & you're here standing in the Shade?'

'Intelligence,'
the boss said.

'What do you mean Intelligence?'

Boss: I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree & I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.'

The ditch digger took a mighty swing at the boss's hand. The boss removed his hand & the ditch digger hit the tree.

Boss: That's Intelligence!..

The ditch digger went back to his hole.

Ditch digger 1: What did the boss say?

Ditch digger 2: That we are here because of Intelligence!..

Ditch digger 1: What's Intelligence!..

Ditch digger 2 (puts his hand on his face & says): Take your shovel and hit my hand....