MUHAYA NI NOOMA

Muhaya is attacked by a robber
in his silver prado..

Robber shouts; "Toa Pochi!!"

Muganyizi shouts back;

"We fala, huwezi nipigia kelele nikiwa kwenye prado na nimevaa rolex na cheni ya gold atakama we ni Osama ... bwana...

Oh, we ni jambazi??

Embu nione unatumia silaha gani!??"

(looking at the thug's hand)

"A PANGA??!!?

Aiseee, unataka kumuua meneja na panga?? k%@m#x!!"

"Chukua hii milioni moja kanunua bastola na risasi za dhahabu nakusubiri apa uje, mjinga sana unategemea kesho headlines ziandikwaje??

Eti,

'SENIOR MANAGER ACHARANGWA HADI KUFA NA MAPANGA'???

Hiyo ni aibu, sawa jambazi???