Wednesday, January 30, 2013

CHECKING FOR BEES

One day a little boy walked up to the chief and said "Am now ready for women." 

The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days"

The boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods. 


Three days later, he returns and says "Am now ready for women."

The chief says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the the house."


The boy picked a women, escorted her into the house and said 


"Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." 

The women asked "Why?", 

but the boy told her to just to bend over.

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the a**

. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked.

"Just checking for bees for my safety." replied the boy.


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