MKALIMANI

MTALII mmoja kaja BONGO akakutana na interpreter mmoja mswahili anaitwa MKUBYA wakaenda hotelini mambo yakawa hivi:

TOURIST:"Do you have vegetables here?"
MKUBYA:"Mnavyo vijimeza hapa?"

WAITER:"Vijimeza vidogo hatuna."
MKUBYA:"No sir,they dont have."

TOURIST:"Ok,fine do you have hotdogs?"
MKUBYA:"Sawa,je mnao mbwa moto?"

WAITER:"Loh! Bwana we hatupiki mbwa hapa!"
MKUBYA"They dont cook here."

TOURIST:"What type of snacks do you have here?"
MKUBYA:"Aina gani ya nyoka munauza hapa?"

WAITER:"We bwana ee hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka mwache akale nyumbani kwao."

MKUBYA:"They dont cook any type of snacks here,maybe you can go back and eat at home."

TOURIST:"Ok,atleast give us cocktail juice."
MKUBYA:"Ok,basi tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo."

WAITER:"Pumbavu,hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa,tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika!!"

MKUBYA:"Lets get out of here i think this man is crazy!!"