Thursday, May 10, 2012

BARBER SHOP

at a barber shop...

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?".


The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said: "About 2 hours." The guy left.


A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?".


The barber looked around at the shop and said: "About 3 hours." The guy left.


A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?"


The barber looked around the shop and said: "About an hour only."


The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said: 



"Hey, Bill, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.


The barber asked: "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"


Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said: 



"To your wife!"

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