Thursday, February 7, 2013

A BEGGAR

Beggar:Give me food.

Man: I'll give U Vodka.


Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food.


Man: I'll give U cigarettes.


Beggar: I don't smoke.


Man: I'll take U to race.


Beggar: I don't gamble.


Man: I'll get U girl friend.


Beggar: I love only my wife.


Man: I'll give U food, but first U have to come to my house.


Begger: why?


Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE...


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