Food for thought

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect.
so why practice?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........