A farmer wrote to his son in prison:
Dear son,
I wont b able to plant the potatoes cuz I cant dig the field, if only u were to help me.
Son wrote back,
Dad,
don't even think of digging up the field cuz that's where i buried the money i stole.
The police read the letter n the next day they dug up the field in search of the money, they found none.
The nxt day the son wrote again,
Dad,
now plant ur potatoes, that's the best i can do from here.
Mume: Hello baby!
ReplyDeleteMke: Hello swt!
Mume: Nitachelewa kurud leo
Mke: Nishajua uko kwa vijanamke vyako, ww ni mzinzi sana cjui ilikuaje ukanioa nakuchukia kama nn? ckupend! ckupend!
Mume: Niko BENKI hapa
Mke: Haa! Ulijuaje kama cna hela, nitolee laki 1 baby, nakupenda sana kuliko roho yangu, nakutengea maji yakuoga sweety. Ucsahau hizo pesa ninunulie na chips kuku mmwaaaa!
Mume: Ni BENKI YA KUCHANGIA DAMU
Mke: Nyoooo waambie wakutoe yote