SOO STUPID

She was Soooooooo Stupid ......
* She thought "General Motors" was in the army.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here" She wrote.... "Sagittarius...."

She was Soooooooo  Stupid  ......
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long Si slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it

She was Soooooooo  Stupid ......
* Si tripped over a cordless phone.
* Si spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate......."
* Si told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

She was Soooooooo  Stupid  ......
* She studied for a blood test.
* When She missed bus number 44 to her home .....So she took bus number 22 twice instead.
* When She went to the Airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," She turned around and went home.

She was Soooooooo  Stupid  ......
* When She heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, She moved......
* She thought if She spoke her mind, She'd be speechless.......
* She thought that She could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which She thought stood for "This Goes In Front."