haya mazungumzo kiboko

‎*Officer: What Is Your Name?

*Candidate: M P. Sir

*Officer: Tell Me Properly.

*Candidate: Mulenga PhIRI Sir

*Officer: Your Father’s Name?

*Candidate: M P. Sir

*Officer: What Does That Mean?

*Candidate: Monde PhIRI Sir

*Officer: Your Native Place

*Candidate: M P. Sir

*Officer: Is It Matero Police?

*Candidate: No, Matero Plots Sir

*Officer: What Is Your Qualification?

*Candidate: M P. Sir

*Officer: (angrily) What Is It?

*Candidate: Metric Pass 

*Officer:so why do you need a job?

*Candidate:M P sir

*Officer:meaning?

*Candidate: Money Problem sir

*Officer:whats your personality?

*Candidate:MP sir

*Officer:would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?

*Candidate: Monacrotic Personality

*Officer: I see. I will get back to you

*Candidate:so sir, how's my MP?

*Officer:and whats that again?

*Candidate: My Performance

*Officer: MP!!!

*Candidate: meaning?

*Officer:MP - Mental Problem!