A man dies and goes
to hell.
There he finds that
there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the
German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in
an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German
devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that
they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to
the Tanzanian hell and finds that there is a long line of people
waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks,
"What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the TaNzanian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.
"But that
is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people
waiting to get in?"
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Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has
stolen all the nails from the bed
and
the devil is a
former Government servant,
so he comes in,
signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!! !
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