HAYA...HIZI NAZO......!!

A Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

“Hi darling”, he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.”

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A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus

He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

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A man killed his wife recently and he was in custody:

Judge: Why did u shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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