A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy cigarettes. He walks down to the store to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman n starts talking to her. They hv few beers n one thing leads to another n they end up in her apartment.
Later, he wakes up n realizes its 3AM n says,
"Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to get really angry. Have you got any talcum powder?"
She gives him some powder. he rubs it on his hands n leaves.
At the door, angry wife "Where the hell hv u been?"
"Well, honey, I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great lukin girl there n we hd a few drinks n one thing led to another n I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Lemme c ur hands!"
She sees his hands are covered with powder .
"You God darn liar! You were playing pool again!"
Moral of the story : Always tell ur wife the truth. She won't believe u anyway..
Men say thnx nimewachanua....apo!!
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